HOW TO DIE; IN 8 EASY STEPS

STEP 1:
Work comes first, and yourself second
STEP 2
go to work in the evening after supper, weekends and holidays
STEP 3
If you can not stay in the office till late take your work home
STEP 4
Never relax during a lunch break and if you can, discuss your work at every pause
STEP 5
No amusements! they are a waste of time and disturb your concentration
STEP 6
It is better to renounce your holidays rather than waste time thinking about it
STEP 7
Never refuse an invitation but put precedence to invitations to conferences and reunions.
STEP 8
Never renounce responsibilities; take everything on your shoulders because you are indispensable.

If you follow these simple 8 steps your employer will have to look for some one to replace you soon.